READ THESE JOKES AND HAVE FUN !!!!!
Teacher: If I had nine apples in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?
Student: Big hands !
Teacher: Thomas, give me a sentence starting with 'I'.
Thomas: I
is...
Teacher: No, Thomas. We say, 'I am...'
Teacher: No, Thomas. We say, 'I am...'
Student: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
- What a strange pair
of socks you are wearing today! One is brown and the other one is green!
- Yes, that is really strange. I've got another pair at home that are exactly the same.
A man went to a
restaurant and asked for a soup .
When the waiter brought the food, the man
said: "Waiter ! There's a fly in my soup !" .
And the waiter said:
"Please don't speak so loudly, sir, or everyone will want one! " .
Mother: " Did you enjoy your first day at
school, Tom ?"
Tom: "First day ? Do you mean I have to go back again tomorrow ?"
Tom: "First day ? Do you mean I have to go back again tomorrow ?"
- Mum, can I have a dog for Christmas ?
- No, you can have turkey like everyone else !
Student: A hole !
- Because it had so many problems.
- Why do birds fly
south in the winter?
- Because it's too far to walk!
- I was born in
California.
- Really? Which part?
- All of me!
Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
- Customer: What other colours do you have?
-Teacher: Charlie, you know you can't sleep in my
class.
- Charlie: Yes, I know. But maybe if you were just
a little quieter, I could!
Teacher : - What is
the shortest month?
Student : - May. It
only has three letters!
Teacher: Mary, have
you read "Freckles"?
Mary: No, mine are brown.
- At what time does your train leave ?
- At two to two. And what about yours ?
- At two to two too !
Nice belt !
- I really know what it means to
work hard ! I saw it !
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